Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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