thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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