how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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