what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
that is very illegal...i love you.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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