Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Randomize
