I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize