I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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