By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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