Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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