My room smells like vodka and shame
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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