Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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