also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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