People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
My vagina is very pro this idea
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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