My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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