in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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