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please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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