Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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