Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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