i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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