people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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