may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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