i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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