bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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