so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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