Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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