I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
