how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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