sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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