well you can't waste a boner
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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