So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize