Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
