Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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