shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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