Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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