just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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