Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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