and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I need a beard to bite.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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