Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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