its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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