yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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