i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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