but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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