Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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