Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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