Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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