Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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