Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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