who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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