Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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