Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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