I want to walk on stilts...naked
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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