just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
please don't ironically join a cult
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