Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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