Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
