Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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