what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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